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Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium1 mean to you?
God: It only means a minute.
Tom: My omnipotent2 god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?
God: Just a small coin.
Tom: My humane3 god, please give me a small coin.
God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.
等一分钟
汤姆：我伟大的上帝，一千年对你来讲，意味着什么？
上帝：它只意味着一分钟。
汤姆：我万能的上帝，一万枚金币对你来讲，意味着什么？
上帝：它只意味着一枚小硬币。
汤姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就请给我一枚小硬币吧！
上帝：好吧，可怜的人，请等一分钟吧。
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